Dove’s Cry

Sooooooooooo, I’m showering to get ready for my humpday quesadilla and margaritas…… when I spot it! The voluptuous white bottle clearly labeled “Dove Bodywash.” I recalled the recent outrage regarding their commercial, where viewers insinuated that its purpose was discriminatory. A single tear flowed from my eye (although it could have been a droplet of … Continue reading Dove’s Cry

Disgruntled Wally Worker

So…………..I went into Walmart and grabbed a hand basket because I only had a few things to get, and I wanted to be in and out quickly. So, I grabbed the things that I needed and went to check out….. and the cashier without looking at me says “you find everything you need, sir?”  Me- … Continue reading Disgruntled Wally Worker