Dove’s Cry

Sooooooooooo, I’m showering to get ready for my humpday quesadilla and margaritas…… when I spot it! The voluptuous white bottle clearly labeled “Dove Bodywash.” I recalled the recent outrage regarding their commercial, where viewers insinuated that its purpose was discriminatory. A single tear flowed from my eye (although it could have been a droplet of … Continue reading Dove’s Cry

Mrs. Smyth

My crew and I were addressing old age and progression, and the problems that are faced by today’s adolescents, when the charge nurse made a decision on an admission, an older lady tried to cut her wrists, and they brought in for her transgressions,  they said, approach her with discretion, she’s schizophrenic and aggressive, tried … Continue reading Mrs. Smyth

Disgruntled Wally Worker

So…………..I went into Walmart and grabbed a hand basket because I only had a few things to get, and I wanted to be in and out quickly. So, I grabbed the things that I needed and went to check out….. and the cashier without looking at me says “you find everything you need, sir?”  Me- … Continue reading Disgruntled Wally Worker

The Thirst

Her – Honestly, what do you think of my new post? Khaotic – So…….. honesty’s what you feel you need, over a glass of Shiraz the mind’s freed, rare breed, press the point, make my pen bleed, all over the canvas, Jackson Pollock style calligraphy or graffiti, paint a pic of a real Nefertiti if … Continue reading The Thirst

Infinite Valentine 

I’m going to address the elephant in the room…..(keep in mind, this is only a perspective… I mean I’m only on the inside looking in….andddd I am not attacking anyone else) I’ve seen plenty of posts that say you shouldnt wait until Feb 14th to treat your mate, and that you should do it 365 … Continue reading Infinite Valentine 

The Lounger 

So………..I went to the local movie theater a couple of times this weekend (I actually drove 25 minutes past the local theater to get to the luxury theater with the lounger seats). I went to see “Fifty Shades Darker” and “John Wick 2,” both of which were fairly decent movies, but they have nothing to … Continue reading The Lounger 

Fit Foto Crew

So……………. I’m in the gym last night, and I finally witnessed it!! I mean I always wondered how the men and women of fitness on Facebook and Instagram get these perfect, lush pics and videos!!! I mean it looks like they’re in their own personal gym with a camera crew….. but in reality, they go … Continue reading Fit Foto Crew

Un-Clean

So……… I’m in with a patient who just had an accident (of the “I didn’t make it to the restroom in time” type of nature), helping her get to cleaned up. I left her room briefly and returned with some clean linens and she said, “You smell so good!” I thought to myself, “I wish … Continue reading Un-Clean