Dove’s Cry

Sooooooooooo, I’m showering to get ready for my humpday quesadilla and margaritas…… when I spot it! The voluptuous white bottle clearly labeled “Dove Bodywash.” I recalled the recent outrage regarding their commercial, where viewers insinuated that its purpose was discriminatory. A single tear flowed from my eye (although it could have been a droplet of … Continue reading Dove’s Cry

Mrs. Smyth

My crew and I were addressing old age and progression, and the problems that are faced by today’s adolescents, when the charge nurse made a decision on an admission, an older lady tried to cut her wrists, and they brought in for her transgressions,  they said, approach her with discretion, she’s schizophrenic and aggressive, tried … Continue reading Mrs. Smyth

Disgruntled Wally Worker

So…………..I went into Walmart and grabbed a hand basket because I only had a few things to get, and I wanted to be in and out quickly. So, I grabbed the things that I needed and went to check out….. and the cashier without looking at me says “you find everything you need, sir?”  Me- … Continue reading Disgruntled Wally Worker

The Thirst

Her – Honestly, what do you think of my new post? Khaotic – So…….. honesty’s what you feel you need, over a glass of Shiraz the mind’s freed, rare breed, press the point, make my pen bleed, all over the canvas, Jackson Pollock style calligraphy or graffiti, paint a pic of a real Nefertiti if … Continue reading The Thirst

Infinite Valentine 

I’m going to address the elephant in the room…..(keep in mind, this is only a perspective… I mean I’m only on the inside looking in….andddd I am not attacking anyone else) I’ve seen plenty of posts that say you shouldnt wait until Feb 14th to treat your mate, and that you should do it 365 … Continue reading Infinite Valentine