Dove’s Cry

Sooooooooooo, I’m showering to get ready for my humpday quesadilla and margaritas…… when I spot it! The voluptuous white bottle clearly labeled “Dove Bodywash.” I recalled the recent outrage regarding their commercial, where viewers insinuated that its purpose was discriminatory. A single tear flowed from my eye (although it could have been a droplet of … Continue reading Dove’s Cry

Disgruntled Wally Worker

So…………..I went into Walmart and grabbed a hand basket because I only had a few things to get, and I wanted to be in and out quickly. So, I grabbed the things that I needed and went to check out….. and the cashier without looking at me says “you find everything you need, sir?”  Me- … Continue reading Disgruntled Wally Worker

Infinite Valentine 

I’m going to address the elephant in the room…..(keep in mind, this is only a perspective… I mean I’m only on the inside looking in….andddd I am not attacking anyone else) I’ve seen plenty of posts that say you shouldnt wait until Feb 14th to treat your mate, and that you should do it 365 … Continue reading Infinite Valentine 

The Lounger 

So………..I went to the local movie theater a couple of times this weekend (I actually drove 25 minutes past the local theater to get to the luxury theater with the lounger seats). I went to see “Fifty Shades Darker” and “John Wick 2,” both of which were fairly decent movies, but they have nothing to … Continue reading The Lounger 

Fit Foto Crew

So……………. I’m in the gym last night, and I finally witnessed it!! I mean I always wondered how the men and women of fitness on Facebook and Instagram get these perfect, lush pics and videos!!! I mean it looks like they’re in their own personal gym with a camera crew….. but in reality, they go … Continue reading Fit Foto Crew

The Cookie Gang

So………..there’s been an increase in gang activity lately……but one group in particular has been on the rise lately……. soliciting outside of local grocery stores…… Pushing their products that have had detrimental effects on the community… Thats right….. The infamous Girl Scouts have taken over….. I once had one (a lower ranking gangster, I assumed) approach … Continue reading The Cookie Gang