Dove’s Cry

Sooooooooooo, I’m showering to get ready for my humpday quesadilla and margaritas…… when I spot it! The voluptuous white bottle clearly labeled “Dove Bodywash.” I recalled the recent outrage regarding their commercial, where viewers insinuated that its purpose was discriminatory. A single tear flowed from my eye (although it could have been a droplet of … Continue reading Dove’s Cry

Un-Clean

So……… I’m in with a patient who just had an accident (of the “I didn’t make it to the restroom in time” type of nature), helping her get to cleaned up. I left her room briefly and returned with some clean linens and she said, “You smell so good!” I thought to myself, “I wish … Continue reading Un-Clean

The Cookie Gang

So………..there’s been an increase in gang activity lately……but one group in particular has been on the rise lately……. soliciting outside of local grocery stores…… Pushing their products that have had detrimental effects on the community… Thats right….. The infamous Girl Scouts have taken over….. I once had one (a lower ranking gangster, I assumed) approach … Continue reading The Cookie Gang