The Open, Open House

That moment when………… we’re at an open house and the realtor is giving us general information about the house and mentions that the owners have “two dogs” and that the carpet may have to be changed by the buyer…….So…………I begin to explore the house and walk into a back family room and šŸ˜³there stood the … Continue reading The Open, Open House

I Can See You.

Hey you, you over there….. with your style that is your own, and your sophisticated hair, and you’re standing all alone, for the world how’d you prepare, to claim a place upon the throne, like it’s only rightful heir………….. and your dripping with a malodorous independence, that usually repels men of my caliber, because those … Continue reading I Can See You.