I realize that this timeless contraption has evolved over the years to become motorized and refrigerated, and that the reasons for its use probably have become blurred…
As luck would have it, I, Nurse Khaotic, am here to guide you.
Now in the past we have endured your protein powder droppings, loose, frail hairs and suspicious bubbles, but what we won’t do is stand here and watch as you moisten and wring your sweat rag in the fountain we use to quench our thirst!!
-Done Lost Yo Mind
-Use The Bathroom Sink Foo
-It’s The Basin You Avoid As You Leave The Toilet
-(Exhales) Now Enjoy Your Green Beer 🍺