So…………..I went into Walmart and grabbed a hand basket because I only had a few things to get, and I wanted to be in and out quickly. So, I grabbed the things that I needed and went to check out….. and the cashier without looking at me says “you find everything you need, sir?”
Me- Yes, thanks.
Mannnn, she looked like an OG…… like:
– she clocked in and told everybody she wasn’t on it today….
– she doesn’t hesitate to tell her boss what she AINT gon do…..
– she has a full conversation with that cigarette hanging from her lip that gravity doesn’t have the strength to pull away…..
– she’s a Koopa level gossip boss that knows everybody’s business in the store…..
– her conversation is laced with plenty of “uh-huhhh’s” like she’s constantly sizing you up….
– she will be talking about somebody else, then insult you in the middle of that conversation (I mean, hurt yo soul, insult you), and continue talking like she didn’t say anything…..
So…….I give her my items and sort of gesture the basket for her to take it…. and evidently she isn’t good at charades cause she didn’t pick up on the cues!!!!!
I mean I jujued the damn basket!!!
I milly rocked the damn basket!!!
I chacha slid with the damn basket!!!
She didn’t even look at me……
So I’m like: so ummm, where can I put this basket???
She responded: At the door where you got it!!!!
I stood there shocked!!
Cashier- Have a nice day sir!!! (Also without looking at me)
I was stunned!!
-Somebody Come Get Her!
-Im Going To Turn The Other Cheek!
-I Bet This Greeter Better Greet on my way out!!!
-How bout that!!!