That moment when………… we’re at an open house and the realtor is giving us general information about the house and mentions that the owners have “two dogs” and that the carpet may have to be changed by the buyer…….So…………I begin to explore the house and walk into a back family room and 😳there stood the largest black cat that I’ve ever seen…… I remembered the realtor mentioning that the owners had pets but I wondered why they would leave their pet at home during a showing….. I didn’t know if was real or not initially because it did not move….. it was muscular and stood on its hind legs, staring 😾like it was waiting on me to make a move …. it stood so still that I really thought it was taxidermy until it finally reacted to my movements…😳
J and the realtor walk in behind me and the realtor stops abruptly 😳and places her hand up near her chest, obviously startled…
Me- Wow, they have a pretty large cat!!!
Realtor- They………..(swallows hard) they don’t have a cat!!!! I’ve been here all day and I have never seen that cat!
J, the realtor,and I- 😳😳😳
The cat hunches down, spins around quickly and exits out the back pet door!!
Me- (😕thought to self: that pet door gots to go…….It. Gots. To. Go.)
#ThatAintNoDayummmmPuppyGinaaa (Martin voice)